Me: *wears all white to your wedding*
You: How could you wear white?
Me: Darling this is Vivienne Westwood
Me: *Inhales cigarette for 46 seconds*
Me: So good to see you!
Me: (whispering) Who is that?
You: That's your sis-
Me: Get her out of here
Me: I'm the only one who can wear red
- An Unknown Genius (via sex-andcigs)