Wonderfucktastic

Me: *wears all white to your wedding*

You: How could you wear white?

Me: Who?

Me: Darling this is Vivienne Westwood

Me: *Inhales cigarette for 46 seconds*

Me: So good to see you!

Me: (whispering) Who is that?

You: That's your sis-

Me: Get her out of here

Me: I'm the only one who can wear red

"Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours."

- An Unknown Genius (via sex-andcigs)

(Source: realivt, via soccerandlulz)